Whew! Kris Jenner is MAD!
In Jonathan Van Meter’s new authorized biography of Kim Kardashian, Citizen Kim: The Woman Who Created The Future, he suggests there may be some childhood trauma at play.
The writer followed the business woman around for years, interviewing her family and associates, so he was able to come up with a pretty solid picture of Kim’s world. But if you ask Kris, he got the notion about her childhood wrong. SUPER WRONG.
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In the new episode of The Kardashians, viewers watch as the matriarch tears into the idea, telling Kim:
“Tell him you don’t want it to say anything about your childhood trauma because you didn’t have any. I worked really hard at my life and being a mom so nobody had any childhood trauma.”
Kim agrees there was no childhood trauma to unpack, but JVM thinks she “just doesn’t see it.”
Kris doubles down, slamming the biographer:
“You should tell him to take the trauma part out. I’m insulted. You can tell him, for me, that he can f**k off! That is very offensive to me.”
And while some armchair psychologists may wonder why Kris was so triggered over this if there’s no truth to it, her explanation actually makes sense:
“My legacy is my children, so I don’t want anybody interrupting what my truth is. And my truth is: I worked really hard raising you guys, and there was no trauma. The biggest trauma that we had was the day that Toys ‘R Us closed.”
Even Kourtney Kardashian, who’s arguably the one most likely to criticize anything in the family, found the idea krazy. She told producers there was no “deep, dark trauma” growing up, so she understood why Kris was as pissed as she was.
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What do you think? Doth the lady protest too much? Or is she right to be upset when she worked so hard to ensure nothing of the sort happened?? Let us know what ya think in the comments!
P.S. Citizen Kim is available now wherever books are sold. The Kardashians are ready to stream on Hulu.
[Image via The Kardashians/Hulu.]
